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Sometimes they don't need a title.  This Snarky is brought to you by a ten-year old girl.

Snarky: Why is the band 1023 MB so sad?  Because they have yet to get a gig.
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This is the worst remake of Total Recall ever.

I'm a huge Philip K. Dick fan.  So I was secretly (and now not so secretly) pleased to connect Snarky and a movie based on his writing, regardless of the quality of the movie.  I admit to preferring Ubik and The Man in the High Castle, but those are a little more inaccessible as comedic fodder.  There were a lot of fun punch line options to this one, precisely because thread safety is such a rich subject.  Maybe we can do a reentrant frame in the future.

Title: This is the worst remake of Total Recall ever.
Snarky: Don't ask me to remember what I meant in the code. You accessing my memory isn't thread safe.