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Monday, February 13, 2012

Looks like somebody found their "Manager Hat".

Your feedback on our latest release is very valuable to the team and I appreciate your initiative, but I'm afraid because it warrants further discussion, we're going to have to address it in a time-boxed offline follow-up postmortem meeting. How's next Tuesday?

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Friday, March 25, 2011

Right now? Neither.

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def: adjective - Any language that contains quips or comments containing sarcastic or satirical witticisms intended as blunt irony. Usually delivered in a manner that is somewhat abrupt and out of context and intended to stun and amuse. Origin: Snark="snide remark". (The Urban Dictionary)

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