The credit for this one belongs to a co-worker. Should we ever get rich off this specific Snark, I'll make sure to cut him a portion of our proceeds.
I don't think I knew the official noise for a sting was ba dum tsh: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sting_(percussion)
Snarky: Damn it. Figures. I need MVC advice and he's on Spring vacation.
Title: Ba dum tsh!