I know. Double entendres are just too easy. After all, everything is dirty if you just add, "You know what I mean?" to the end. Or Monty Python's "Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, say no more, know what I mean, know what I mean?" Try it, particularly if you have a significant other, or even a not so significant other. Just use any one of those every time they use a non-standard word. But snrky isn't responsible for any separation.
You can read about atomicity, consistency, isolation, durability, hash tables, and representational state transfer over at Wikipedia.
Snarky: I'm sorry, but because you admitted to ACID, hashing, and lots of RESTing, HR says we can't hire you.
Title: I see. So you're more of a non-technical manager, then?