Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Can we just decide it's death by two-thousand cuts?

We're suffering death by a thousand cuts and we're on cut 999.

I apologize for bad grammar.  You only hyphenate between 21 and 99, not lesser numbers, and even not when modifying thousand.  I momentarily lapsed when I thought it was a compound adjective modifying cuts, but that's not valid because you can treat two thousand like one word.  That's your English lesson for today.

This will be the first in a short series commemorating some recent metaphors I've been subjected to in meetings and in person.  They have been used.  I hope that makes them all the sweeter.

Great Moments in Recent Metaphor History I
Snarky: We're suffering death by a thousand cuts and we're on cut 999.
Title: Can we just decide it's death by two-thousand cuts?

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